It's time for America to take a good long look in the mirror, a very large mirror that

can hold an entire country in it, and ask itself America, how are you ever going to

recover from the disaster of the Trump administration?

In the aftermath of this tragic detour from our noble history, how will we manage to move

past a world in which horrifically deplorable red state troglidites, some of whom don't

even have the common decency to live in Los Angeles, have actual jobs with rising wages.

Instead of the life of unemployment and despair, they so richly deserve.

These, after all, are the kinds of jobs our upstanding scandal-free last President Barack

Obama told us were never coming back.

How despicable that Trump has undermined America's faith in the institution of the presidency

by making Obama look like an incompetent buffoon.

On top of this, these new jobs could have gone to some needy-African child, bringing

a few extra pennies an hour into a struggling life.

Instead, under Trump, these jobs have been plucked from that child's hungry little hands by racist

white males in some god-awful place like Iowa.

At least I assume they're racist white males.

I've never been to Iowa, but who else would live in a place like that?

Also, many of these new jobs are producing energy through dangerous processes like whatever

they do to produce energy.

And as we all know, within 12 years, energy production will totally destroy life in our

imaginations.

Though, of course, real life will continue with its grotesque jet travel and electricity

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