Lieutenant Commander Watson, have you finished your scans? Yeah. Would you like to present your scans to the bridge crew?

Okay.

Here we go.

Stand up in front of the bridge crew, Crick.

Um, we scan the whole planet.

It's a, it's a class-hem planet.

So, it's, just stop right there.

It's suitable for colonization. Crick, hold on a second.

You seem a little nervous about your sensor report.

Hey, Captain, what's that on his suit? Like, under his armpits?

And there is, like, legs?

And underneath his butt when he turns around?

Sweating, like, sweating like crazy.

That sweat?

Yeah.

These suits are not supposed to show that.

He must have broken it.

It's, the atmosphere has a good amount of nitrogen and carbon dioxide and oxygen.

There's also some iron oxide in the air, so part of the atmosphere appears red at night.

Sarlene to Crick Watson, I've got the holodeck ready for your date tonight.

Sorry, she means dates.

Thank you, Charlene. She means I'm doing a holodeck simulation of me eating dates.

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