Craig, can you give me a full sensor sweep of the nebula ahead?

Yes, Captain.

It appears that the nebula is composed primarily of tachyon particles,

which you may know frequently cause time to go faster or slower.

Order reverse in some cases.

Full stop.

Out of the box mac and cheese, please.

Answering full stop.

Commander?

Yeah.

We're approaching a nebula, the type of which we've never seen before.

Yeah.

Do you want some mac and cheese, Captain?

No, I'm good. Thank you. Okay. I just got a hankering for it. Gotcha. So I'm trying to decide whether we should send a shuttlecraft out there, just stay here and do some more sensor sweeps, or just fly right through the damn thing. Well, I mean, probably the safest thing to do is to send in some probes and see what would happen. But I don't know. I'm feeling like right now maybe we should do something a little risky and fly straight in. Captain, do you mind if Mr. Fuzzy Pants sits in the chair with me? No, that's fine. I got him when I was like four years old and he's always been with me. Wait, when you were four years old or... Yeah, this host was four years old.

Gotcha. Yeah. Okay. So... All right, so ahead one quarter impulse. Let's head straight into the nebula. I think this is a terrible idea, Captain. Take us in, Mr. Fuzzy Pants. Commander Cola? Yeah. I want you to be on full alert in case there's some sort of entity living in there with these tachyans.

So just... Commander Cola. Yeah. I want you to be on full alert in case there's some sort of entity living in there with these tachions.

So just place a couple of security guards on alert.

A couple?

Well, a couple on each deck.

Like two?

Your discretion.

Two to four, we'll say.

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