Hey, this is Nick Wagner of the Improvised Star Trek. This week's bonus scene, iambic scantameter, was improvised today, June 16, 2013, from a suggestion by Justin Kavanaugh on Facebook.

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For whither these clothes do come, I do not know.

Hence we must and away today. I, I hear thee, and I do forsake thy belief,

for tis within our power to change the course of destiny of man and woman alike.

Nay, tis not, tis not for thou or I to say who dost what and win.

You guys, just because you're talking about it in really fancy language,

doesn't mean the rest of us think it's classy to wear scantz all the time.

Is it for us to decide how much flesh upon the leg is revealed?

Aye, tis for each man and woman himself to decide. For lo, these thighs, though they be

hairy, reveal it to the world they must be. And lower these thighs, though they be low,

reveal it to the world, must ne'er be. Thy thighs are as pale as the worm that dost reside inside of thee, which never

sees the sun. The witch speaks. Hasth thou some compunction against our choice of garb, lest ye fear

thou shall be tempted by my package and my rear guard.

Tempted are thou tempted?

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