Ep. 663: The Turducken with Cody Ziglar

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Cody Ziglar joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the lesser-known sodas from the south like Cheer Wine, the titillating hashtag Jordan saw being used on the Antiques Roadshow, and the jarring ebb and flow of action in Attack on Titan, an anime that features naked crank-less giants eating people. Plus, we hear from some postal workers and someone who took his RPG game to the next level.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne aka Mr. Three Times in one day.
0:16.0	Oh man Jordan Morris boy detective. Jesse?
0:19.5	Now Jordan I'm talking about doing it three times in one day. A lot of people fought.
0:25.0	Right.
0:25.8	I was too old. A lot of people thought I was too tired.
0:28.9	I thought the world was too scary but I did it three times today. Three times Jordan.
0:35.2	I just want to cut it and then say I can say this is definitively going to be about jacking off.
0:40.2	This is not going to be a left turn. There is not going to be another thing.
0:44.9	This is definitely jacking off. Go ahead.
0:48.2	No Jordan it's not about jacking off. I think you know this Jordan Jordan. I think you know that
0:53.6	what? I was sure. I was positive because of the way you were saying it.
0:58.9	I a man in my late 30s and happily married.
1:03.7	Happily married to my beautiful wife Teresa. We have a productive home life.
1:08.7	That's why today I did it three times one two three. Call me Mr. Three Times.
1:17.1	It's a coronavirus special baby. Lockdown action.
1:20.8	You're not talking about J&O.
1:26.0	Nope. It's not about J&O my friend.
1:28.4	What is it? Are you going to tell us?
1:31.2	Yeah. Running the dishwasher. I ran the dishwasher three times today.
1:34.4	Oh. I filled and didn't ran the dishwasher three times today because it's a Sunday.
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