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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 662: Ginger Reveal Party with Cristela Alonzo

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Cristela Alonzo joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jordan is doubting his creativity because of his milquetoast dreams, Cristela's quest to correct some misinformation about the Biden dogs, and the dubious existence of die-hard Aerosmith fans.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Morris on the nose. Dreamer. Okay, let's hear about it, Jordan. I want to hear about...

0:21.2

How about this? Hey Jordan, can I introduce my new character, Jesse Freud?

0:26.9

Yes, you can. Sometimes I see a picture of a pipe. Is that Freud?

0:35.8

Yeah, I think so. That's a regret.

0:38.0

Pipes? Just a pipe. I don't know.

0:42.0

Are you thinking of a sometimes a cigar? There you go. I was confusing the this is a pipe

0:48.3

painting with that dick joke Freud made that everybody likes. Okay, so here's my famous

0:56.0

character Jesse Freud. Okay. Oh, Jordan, tell me about this dream she's been having.

1:04.0

Tell me about this dream she's been having. Well, Jesse Freud, you...

1:09.5

You... if there's one thing that I'm sure you know about me, it's that...

1:14.0

Who said I am a creative? You wish to fuck your muscle. No, why? You went there so quick.

1:20.3

Jesse Freud. It's the only theory I know. I've made written lots of theories about dreams and

1:28.6

dream interpretations and so forth, but so only fun. I remember right now, it's an edit pool

1:35.1

complex, so I used it right away. Yeah. Otherwise, I would have had to have listened.

1:40.9

Well, at least you didn't forget the thing about the cigar and confuse it with the pipe.

1:44.8

That would be really embarrassing if you did that. By the way, Jesse Freud is pretty

1:49.2

embarrassed that he went straight to that, so he's left and good old Jesse thorn is back.

1:55.6

But is Jesse Thorne for some reason have a hilarious German accent?

2:00.2

By yet? No. Oh, okay. Just checking. Go ahead, Jordan. So you're on the nose dreamer. Okay,

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