Hello and welcome to something's off with Andrew Heaton. I am your host

Andrew Heaton and today we're going to talk about nukes. If you recall to the

earlier portion of this very month there was a day where on the news people

started saying hey we're going to withdraw from the I. N.F. Treaty it could lead to increases

in nuclear stockpiles.

This is an old Cold War treaty and so we're withdrawing from a Cold War nuclear treaty.

Could be more nukes.

Also, Rob Long tweeted something about Elizabeth Warren saying that she would make a good commander

in chief and that's a pun, but now everybody's angry because it was racist.

And I went, I'm sorry, what was that? And people went, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said,

he said, chief. But see, the thing is because she's, I was like, no, no, no, no, that's, I don't, I don't

remotely care about that. That is so unbelievably asinine. What was the thing about nukes that no one's talking about?

Well, I'm still a little bit worried about that. I'm not entirely sure what's

happening, but I'm going to bring on someone who does know. And so we'll cover that in a minute.

But before we do, we'll do a how-to with Heaton.

I'm going to teach you how to pick a nice bottle of wine.

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