Ep 67 | Jussie Smollett Loves Subway Sandwiches! | Guest: Turner Sparks
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Much like a horrible "Scooby Doo" episode, actor Jussie Smollett's initial hate crime story has fallen apart. The Chicago PD now thinks it was an elaborate staging, designed to garner sympathy and a higher salary. Comedian Turner Sparks joins Heaton to discuss the funnier inconsistencies in the story, and the future of Wokeness.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host, Andrew Heaton. |
| 0:16.0 | Of course. And today comedian Turner Sparks will be joining me. We're going to talk about |
| 0:20.4 | Jussi Smollett, smallette, excuse me, the recent actor on Empire who appears to |
| 0:26.5 | have faked a hate crime to further his own career. |
| 0:30.3 | It's actually been amazingly entertaining to watch because the inconsistencies are in my opinion hilarious |
| 0:36.3 | So we're going to go over that we'll also use it as kind of a springboard into some of the deeper societal issues that allowed it to happen and I think |
| 0:45.4 | have a fantastic chat. |
| 0:47.0 | Also I'm going to do a new segment called Heaton Reviews, which I will reveal here in a moment, |
| 0:51.4 | but before I do any of those things, we do have to pay the bills. |
| 0:54.0 | And that means giving a word from our sponsor. |
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