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The Political Orphanage

Ep 65 | A Bucket of Radioactive Rocks—Friday Release Valve | Guest: Jaron Myers

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Comedy, News, Politics

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Standup comedian Jaron Myers joins Heaton for Friday Release Valve, covering absurd headlines throughout the week, including a petition to sell Montana to Canada, and France's newest official sport.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton. And joining

0:16.3

me shortly will be stand-up comedian Jaren Myers for the second installment of Friday release

0:22.2

Valve. This is where we make absolutely no effort

0:25.4

whatsoever to cover anything even remotely substantive or emblematic of larger issues

0:30.9

affecting our country or world.

0:32.6

It's just headlines that I found vaguely amusing

0:35.4

that I'm kicking around with the stand-up comedian.

0:37.2

So if you're looking forward to that,

0:38.4

you're going to really enjoy it.

0:39.6

If you're looking for something substantive,

0:41.2

then you know, take a chill pill it's Friday we can all

0:44.1

we can all let loose a little bit right so we will do that and then afterwards we'll

0:48.5

get to some listener feedback but first a word from our sponsor. Something's off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by

0:57.0

Spam Strangler, the service which not only blocks unwanted robocalls, it tracks down the people responsible and harasses them.

1:05.7

And today I've got something a little fun we're going to dive into.

1:08.9

I have been subscribing to a spam strangler here for a couple of months and it's cut down on my on

1:13.7

one phone calls and I know that they've been harassing a few of the people

1:18.0

that own these companies that I find so odious and irritating and we actually

1:22.4

have on the line a Mr. Marvin Tabelson.

1:25.8

Marvin Tabelson is the owner and proprietor

1:27.9

of a Robocall company, and I just wanted to see

1:30.9

what kind of pranks they've been pulling on you.

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