Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has apologized for tweets that were deemed antisemitic by Jews

and other sentient humans with the ability to read.

Omar's gracious apology came after meeting with Nancy Pelosi during which Pelosi twisted

Omar's arm behind her back, drove her face first into the floor, then stuck her high heel

into the back of her neck, screaming, apologize to the Jews, you feckless clown.

After the meeting, a smiling Omar issued her apology in a speech to a group calling

itself Islamics sorry for insulting semites or ISIS.

The statement said quote, I am deeply sorry to the dirty Jews for offending their greedy

hook-no-sensibilities.

While I will continue my principled opposition to the international Jewish conspiracy of bankers,

I do regret if anything I said was so poorly phrased that it seemed to imply to Jews

that I wish to wipe every single one of them off the face of the earth.

Of course all I really want is for Jews and Palestinians to live together until there

are no Jews left.

Nancy Pelosi in a separate statement, she released to a mob, she mistook for the good witch

from the movie Wizard of Oz, said quote, it is time for all Democrats to renounce the

expressions of antisemitism which are interfering with our party's plans to destroy the state

of Israel.

In the same way the Republican strip Steve King of his committee posts after he made a

remark that could be misinterpreted as racist, we have forced a meaningless apology out of

Ilhan Omar for her re-rampant Jew hatred which will now proceed to ignore.

In keeping with Pelosi's statement, Congresswoman Omar will continue to hold her coveted position

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