The political drama in Virginia continues, as we remember from our last episode, Governor

Ralph Northam was still basking in the cheers of Democrats for his policy of letting babies

die when the celebration was ruined by revelations that he had posed for a racist picture in his

medical school yearbook 36 years ago.

Northam denied he was in the picture, but he admitted that he had warned blackface to

imitate suspected pedophile Michael Jackson.

Democrats called on Northam to resign and cede his office to his lieutenant governor Justin

Fairfax, but then it was revealed that Fairfax had been accused of assaulting a woman in

2004 and had responded to the charges by calling the woman filthy names.

Democrats then called on Fairfax to resign from the office he would have had if Northam

had resigned so that Fairfax could cede Northam's office to attorney General Mark Herring,

but then Herring confessed that he had gone to a party in blackface, though he swore

he wasn't posing as a suspected pedophile.

Democrats called on Herring to resign so that Democrat assembly leader Beauregard T. Buford

could take the office Herring would have taken from Fairfax if Fairfax had taken the

office from Northam if Northam had resigned, but it was then revealed that Buford had killed

a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Democrats then called on Buford to resign the office he would have taken from Herring

if Herring had taken it from Fairfax if Fairfax had taken it from Northam if Northam had

resigned, thus seeding the office to his secretary Betty Sue Pusilanamus until Miss Pusilanamus

was discovered, inter-basement engaged in a fantasy civil war re-enactment in which

the Confederacy won.

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