All hell broke loose at the state of the Union address yesterday as President Trump and the Democrats

fought a battle of competing symbolic visitors that quickly descended into chaos.

The May-Lay began when the president began speaking about border security and Democrats

left to their feet and began hurling Honduran children at the podium. Trump immediately fought back

by introducing the bodies of people who had been killed by Mexican drug cartels and were now

seated beside the First Lady in the balcony. The Democrats in a frenzy responded by introducing

a psychotic doctor to perform a late-term abortion on an audience member and then launched into a

pink hat protest when the president introduced a heroic fireman who saved the baby's life.

Washington Senator Patty Murray rose to denounce the baby rescuing.

Quote, is this the sort of America we want to live in where Mexican gang members are put in prison

while babies are allowed to run free? When dedicated doctors work and slave to destroy the

life of a child, only to have all their efforts reversed at the last minute, we are not progressing

toward the country Democrats are trying to create. Unquote.

Histaria continued to spread throughout the House chamber when Trump declared he was sure

there were great people on both sides of World War II while Nancy Pelosi stood up and sang

five courses of the red flag before she forgot who she was and accidentally locked herself in

her oversized purse. Bernie Sanders meanwhile became furious when he found out that Harry

re-edid used the distraction to confirm 16 more conservative judges in a statement released by

the ghost of Julius Rosenberg Sanders said, quote,

we never saw such shameful goings on during the good old days in Moscow where every man who was

shot in the back of the head by the secret police received free health care.

Other than that it was the usual boring state of the union address.

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