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Slack.com slash DHQ. New York State has passed a law making it easier to abort babies

right up to the very moment of birth. Governor Andrew Cuomo celebrated the event by having

the World Trade Center lit up pink in honor of women's rights and read in honor of the

fires of hell where he'll be burning for all eternity. Though religious leaders objected

to the law on the grounds that it was tantamount to legalizing in phantoside, Cuomo complained

that they were being unscientific because everyone knows that babies don't become human

until they pass through the magic vagina where vagina fairies sprinkle them with twinkly

rainbow dust that gives them a soul. Cuomo added that such later portions would only

be permitted in cases where the mother's health could be used as a meaningless excuse

or until people got used to the idea of slaughtering inconvenient children where upon all bets

would be off and let the bloodbath begin. In a speech to a crowd of dancing shadows lit

by an eerie red glow, Governor Cuomo said, quote, this is a major step forward in the

quest for women's freedom and absolute evil. We plan to continue our celebrations by sacrificing

a goat to the law's sponsor in return for a guarantee of worldly success, wealth, and

long life followed by endless torment in a flaming pit of night black nothingness.

Unquote. Cuomo's announcement was greeted with cheers from feminists and hideous demonic

humunculi, but I repeat myself. On the bright side, though more helpless children will

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