A neuroscientist believes he has found the reason conservative men don't like socialist

congresswoman Alexandria Cazio Cortez.

I wish I were making this up, but I'm not.

According to the Huffington Post, neuroscientist Bobby Azarian says that his deep and profound

studies completely unaffected by his own prejudices have revealed an indisputable fact that's

all like scientific and stuff.

Namely, the conservative men respond to fear more strongly than liberals do, and they

fear Cazio Cortez because I'm quoting the Huffington Post now as a young Latino working class

woman she threatens to upend the social order that has kept white men in the ruling class

for centuries.

Now, here at the Daily Wire, we also have a team of absurd scientists who's ridiculously

biased studies can be taken out of context.

And so I decided to consult with our own Dr. Haplis von Nudnick to see if he had any

theories about why conservatives would fear a congresswoman who wants to raise taxes as

high as 70% to fund a government takeover of our economic system.

According to Dr. Van Nudnick's research, Miss Cazio Cortez possesses three qualities

that combine to disturb the delicate minds of conservative men.

One, she's stupid.

Two, she's a socialist, and three, she has a great rack.

In his paper published in the peer-review journal Gibberish, Dr. Van Nudnick writes

quote, for most men, a stupid woman with a really spectacular pair of breasts is exactly

what they're looking for.

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