Christmas is almost here and that means you'll be sitting down with your relatives in the spirit of great bright goodwill

in order to share a holiday meal and crush their political positions with your Syrian insights your cutting wit and your

knowledge of the porn searches they try to erase but which you uncovered and are more than willing to reveal in the entire family in the middle of

dessert. And isn't that what Christmas is all about? For it's written in the gospel according to YouTube the Lord sat down to

the dine with sinners and absolutely destroyed them and that went totally viral so I'm sure your family dinner can do the same.

Here then are some tips on how to deal with your leftist relatives over Christmas dinner. I think you can be pretty sure your sister will bring up that

ridiculous old idea that Christians should be loving and caring toward those in need and that therefore there should be no

borders but anyone should be able to come into this country take jobs away from the American poor and rape and kill innocence as Jesus

intended. You can of course easily counter this argument by saying that Jesus did not expect America to destroy itself or if he did it was probably some sort of Jewish

plot he got involved in by mistake when he was younger and a believing Christian could show charity to refugees by going down to the border and

doling out food would you have absolutely no intention of doing. Then there's your uncle Bob who loves to make snide remarks about how evangelical supported President Trump even though he committed

adultery with Playboy Bunnies but of course you can smash him by pointing out that Playboy Bunnies weren't even invented when Jesus was around and not only that Jesus

wasn't married so if there were bunnies it wouldn't have been adultery. I hope these helpful hints will ease your Christmas time and will in the true spirit of the season help you destroy all your

relationships with those closest to you. Sugar warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

All right stop laughing let's get serious one of the things you find out in life or at least should find out in life is that it's very hard to know what you ought to do if you don't know who you are.

Many of us may waste many years of our lives trying to force the world and God to accept us as we wish to be rather than making the best of what we've actually got in the

situation we happen to be in. This is happening to America on the world stage and at home we don't know who we are and it's affecting our ability to decide what to do overseas we let our emotions get

ginned up by some crisis somewhere and we send in the troops only to find out we have no way to get out and no interest in staying in and as a result the finest fighting force that has ever existed on the face of the

world. We know that repeatedly suffers defeat and humiliation at the hands of our politicians here at home we either rip it our fellow Americans as if there were enemies or we listen to them with real

civility and find out holy crap some of them are actually enemies as this Clayvin year comes to an end we find our divisions and confusions rising up again in ways that are

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