I can't remember if I cried when I heard about how his house elf lied, but something touched me deep inside the day that Padfoot died.

You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for a lonely teenage Broncan Buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck.

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches.

Born to those who have Christ defied him, born as the seventh month dies,

and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal.

But he will have power the Dark Lord knows not.

Neither must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And we fucking made it to the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

We are reading this week the chapters called The Lost Prophecy and the Second War Begins.

In this podcast, you will hear references to dated rock and roll songs, spoilers, and cursing.

You will also hear some adult themes.

This week's adult themes are American Pie by Don McLean.

Systemic oppression, guilt trips, job interviews, image rehab, and unveiled threats.

Alex, oh my God, what happened this week?

You sent me so many American pie lyrics based on...

Well, here's one. Drove my Chevy to the levee, then remembered I can fly.

That one was good. That's pretty good. There's better ones, though.

Did you write the book of spells, and do you have faced wizards don't go to hell?

Because Sir Nicholas told you so.

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