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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 62—Death Comes from the Arch Mishap

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

Arts

4.8787 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It’s the penultimate Order of the Phoenix episode and, unless you’re an invincible magic bird, this is not going to end well. This week: Alex constantly mispronounces “Lestrange”; Dumbledore’s Army destroys centuries of priceless archival material; Bellatrix almost destroys the prophecy to own the libs; Neville actually destroys the prophecy because he’s Neville; Ron does nothing; and love saves the day, but not Sirius Black. Woof. Plus: Heather's dessert preferences, revealed at last. This week's chapters: Beyond the Veil & The Only One He Ever Feared Next episode's chapters: The Lost Prophecy & The Second War Begins

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0:00.0

Who would fardels bear to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of

0:07.2

something after death, the undiscovered country from whose born no traveler returns, puzzles the will,

0:14.5

and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of?

0:20.7

You are listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for the Melancholy.

0:27.7

You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore, above such brutality, are you?

0:34.1

We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom.

0:38.3

Merely taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit.

0:43.3

There is nothing worse than death, Dumbledore.

0:46.3

You are quite wrong.

0:48.3

Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death

0:53.3

has always been your greatest weakness.

0:58.6

I'm Heather Pricewright.

1:00.2

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

1:01.9

And we are back.

1:04.1

Many apologies for the utterly unscheduled, almost month-long hiatus.

1:10.6

We bit off more than we could chew and life gets in the

1:13.9

way and brains get in the way. There were a lot of weddings. Yeah, we went to a thousand weddings.

1:20.1

I feel guilty because I posted kind of a brag like, oh, we got an episode out and also went to a

1:24.7

wedding and then the podcast just died for three weeks.

1:28.1

Yeah. Also, I got very fucking sad for a super long time. So now we're like powering through that.

1:35.7

So, you know, our dementors exist. But we're back. Do we eat any chocolate?

1:42.0

I don't. This is going to be maybe the most controversial thing I say on this podcast.

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