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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

How anyone watches the movies without reading the books and has any idea what's going on, we'll never know. This week, Cousin Kyle joins us again as we delve into the Order of the Phoenix film. Crookshanks eats a GMO ear; we stan Imelda Staunton; the poor Creeveys get smashed into a terrible child named Nigel; Ron's subplots are totally absent; the twins and Dumbledore are out-of-character assholes; and a "giant snake" plagues Harry's dreams. Plus: Remember how there's a Marauders' Map? USE IT!

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0:00.0	Kingdom Animalia, Philem Cordata, Class Aves, Order of the Phoenix.
0:08.3	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Movie Club for Biologists.
0:17.5	Disciplinary hearing of the 12th of August into offences committed by Harry, James Potter,
0:27.6	resident at number four privy drive and perching Surrey interrogators Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister for the defense.
0:36.6	Albus Percival, Wolfrich, Minister. Witness for the defence. Albus Percival, Wilfrick.
0:39.3	Brian Dumbledorf.
0:43.3	Good morning, children.
0:47.3	Ordinary, wizarding, level, examinations.
0:52.3	O, W. E.Ls.
0:56.0	More commonly known as owls.
1:00.0	Study hard and you will be rewarded.
1:04.0	Fail to do so and the consequences may be severe.
1:10.0	So, you all know why we're here.
1:12.6	We need a teacher.
1:14.6	Proper teacher.
1:17.6	One who's had real experience defending themselves against the dark arts.
1:21.6	Why? Why?
1:23.6	Because you know who's back, you're toss pop?
1:26.6	Nasty breath standing in there as bull's brunt.
1:32.3	Harry Potter, the boy who stopped the dark lord,
1:37.3	friend of mudblads and blood traitors alike.
1:41.3	If my poor mistress...
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