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Slack.com slash DHQ. Former FBI director James Comey was on Capitol Hill yesterday, where

he testified behind closed doors that he was unaware of any poor behavior at the FBI,

that he did not know why he and everyone under his command at the FBI had been either fired

or demoted, that he only found out he had been FBI director when he read about it in

the newspaper like everybody else, and that he was not James Comey, or if he was, it came

as a surprise to him. Comey, who, since leaving the Bureau, has been working full-time as

a sanctimonious crap weasel, later emerged from the testimony to tell reporters, quote,

those screws will never lay a finger on me, see, because the cop hasn't been born who

can out noodle big Jim Comey. And anyone who says different, better not walk down any

dark alleys, or he might find himself sinking to the bottom of the East River in a pair

of cement overshoes. Unquote. Comey then went on to say he was there to speak out for the

rule of law. When asked, if he was at all responsible for the decline in the FBI's reputation among

Americans with a conscience, and whether that decline was perhaps related to his treating

Hillary Clinton with kid gloves while going after Donald Trump with the flimsiest excuse

and the ugliest tactics, Comey responded, quote, that's ridiculous. How can I be responsible

for the downfall of the FBI when I am like unto a god? Except, you know, all corrupt and

stuff. Unquote. Comey then struck one of his patented

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