The search continues for Mike Tanahill, former Faith Detective, and I'm sniffing out all leads,

like a dog with a really good nose that sniffs out all leads.

Sorry, today I think my metaphor maker is on the Fritz,

like a thing that usually helps you try to understand another thing from a different and otherwise

kind of random perspective, but in this case it's, but in this case it's just, oh shit, it's just not happening.

But do you know what is happening?

Signs are happening.

Stop signs, sign language, those signals that the third base coach gives people on the baseball field when they're running right.

Yeah, signs, signs happen. You know what else is happening?

Time. Time is happening.

Look at your clock. It's just moving. T. T. T. T.

Time is happening.

Put them both together and what do you have?

Signs of the times.

So signs of times that's happening too.

I know, right?

I just figured that out all by myself, even though the obviousness of it was just right in front of my

nose the entire time. Yeah I know it's part of what makes me such a good faith detective.

Ha ha ha ha ha. name says now.

And you know what else?

You know how scary it is to think about the end of the world?

Yeah, it's scary. I think so too. But you know what makes it even

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