Tuna sandwiches are delicious, if you make them right.

I like mine with a little dill, in a dop of brown mustard.

Substitute egg salad for the tuna just like mom used to make and yeah

there's nothing like a good tuna sandwich except for maybe my newest case

If a chicken half laid a eight and a half and a day and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog's roof?

34.

Okay.

It's a case of missing persons.

I've been hired by an angry red-headed tooth chiropractor

to identify the whereabouts of one Michael J. Tanahill,

minus the kull and minus the jay a fellow faith detective or should I say a fellow former faith detective still a fellow still a fellow still a detective kind of like Batman.

If Batman were shaped more like the penguin after eating half of the inmates at Arkham Asylum,

and if Batman had a major thing for Superman,

which, let's face it, Batman probably does.

John says now. But Mike was no longer a faith detective. His faith was now only a former faith former because his church leaders had betrayed him in oh so many ways

Like the guy behind the ice cream counter who gives you as many scoops of ice cream as you want

with every flavor you could possibly hope for and gives you extra whipped cream and a whole

meaty handful of cherries and all of his nuts but then licks the spoon and gives you a wink as he adds it to you revealing his inner gayness or at least his inner sympathy towards gayness.

So you swat away the nuts and eat the ice cream with your fingers praying with each bite to the good

Lord in heaven above that none of those gay kooties get on you. But man, ice cream.

John name says now.

Bivivit!

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