The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Lonely Hearts.

Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and business. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom,

Luna Lovegood. We're here to save someone, unless your ministry can do it first. Half a dozen badges

slid out of the metal chute, where he turned, coins usually appeared. He glanced at the topmost

one. Harry Potter rescue mission.

I'm Heather Price, right?

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

And yo, we are really, really, really near the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the

Phoenix.

This week we are reading the chapters called Fight and Flight and to the Department of Mysteries.

In this podcast, you will hear spoilers.

We are back to our old ways in terms of cursing.

Were we ever not?

No, we briefly thought we might curse less and then then that went to hell, and now we curse again.

In addition to spoilers and cursing, and sorry to be heavy for a second before I do the joke adult themes.

This episode does contain adult themes that some listeners might genuinely be uncomfortable or just prefer not to listen to.

We will have a conversation that is not graphic, but that does

talk about sexual violence and rape. So consider this your content warning. And we'll

chime in right before the segment begins and tell you what timestamp to skip ahead to if you

want to skip the segment.

So end of serious adult theme, which is actually four adults,

and beginning of this week's actual adult themes.

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