Yesterday, we took a look at the possible Democrat presidential candidates for 2020, and

that helped take our minds off our failing relationships, our shoddy work practices, and

our neglected religious devotions.

So today, let's distract ourselves once again with the sort of meaningless political

prognostications without which cable news would just be cable, lying on a floor amidst

cigarette butts, broken dreams, and puddles of beer.

Let's ask ourselves which Republicans might challenge Donald Trump in the primaries.

Some A&G O.P. stalwart who might hurl himself into dubious battle with the president,

is former Ohio governor John Kaseych, who is still convinced he narrowly missed winning

the 2016 nomination by a mere 1,400 out of 1,500 delegates.

Now has what he feels is a sure fire strategy in which he plans to make a continual high-pitched

whining noise while CNN anchors praise him for his integrity.

Next, he'll hold Ohio hostage until Trump hands over $10 million in small unmarked bills,

and after that he'll sink back into complete irrelevance while CNN anchors praise him

for his integrity and then forget all about him.

Another Republican challenger is Arizona's Jeff Flake, who is said to be contemplating

a White House run in order to discover just how few votes one candidate can get.

Experts believe Flake could actually end up with fewer than zero votes if enough people

write in negative Jeff Flake.

Flake's campaign strategy is to repeatedly punch Donald Trump in the fist with his face

until Trump is so weakened, Flake can finally kick him in the tip of his shoe with his ass,

and then go flying out the door into eternal obscurity.

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