Ep. 616 - Twitter Goes Full Orwell
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2018
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | With the midterms behind us, it's time to look ahead to 2020, because God forbid we should pause a moment to attempt to the state of our own souls before we distract ourselves with meaningless political speculation that has no bearing on reality. |
| 0:13.5 | So, in the spirit of neurotic avoidance and the desire to have our emotions manipulated by the pointless ramblings of some idiot commentator, in this case myself, |
| 0:22.5 | let's take a look at the possible democratic candidates who might challenge President Trump into a year's time, or might do something else entirely that we can't predict or imagine. |
| 0:30.5 | First on the list, of course, is Hillary Clinton. |
| 0:33.5 | Source is close to the former Secretary of State, including the hitman who killed Vince Foster and a gigantic imaginary rabbit who only appears when she's really been knocking back the Shardin A. |
| 0:42.5 | Say, Clinton is indeed considering a third try at the White House, and is currently trying to choose between two campaign slogans. Either I'm with the felon who keeps falling downstairs, or Hillary 2020 give me the damn presidency already. |
| 0:55.5 | Source is say, Hillary will make a decision as soon as she wins consciousness. |
| 1:00.5 | Next on the list is Michael Avonotti, who's considering running with the slogan, she hit me first. Source is say, Avonotti wants to run on a platform of taking all the due process away from Republicans so Democrats can have twice as much. |
| 1:14.5 | Another potential candidate is former Vice President Joe Biden, Democrat strategist, site Biden's nickname, Lunch Bucket Joe, as proof he may be able to appeal to those voters who prefer their candidates to have the IQ of a metal container with a ham sandwich inside. |
| 1:29.5 | And finally, there's Elizabeth Warren, who's considering a run for the presidency on a platform of taking back the land, the white man stole from her tribe, her tribe being pasty faced Methodist, who manipulated corrupt affirmative action system. |
| 1:41.5 | All in all, the Democrats are fielding a great lineup if you happen to be a Trump supporter. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klaven, and this is the Andrew Klaven Show. |
| 1:49.5 | I'm a hunky-dunky life is to get even better to we also sing. |
| 1:59.5 | She did see Thompson no one does it bit easy. It's so wonderful. |
| 2:05.5 | All right, we are back. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Mine was great, as you can see. I haven't shaved for days and I plan to continue this. |
| 2:23.5 | I'm going for this Santa Claus meets Ernest Hemingway look, but so far I've only reached the kind of crotchety old miner from the old western who says things like, |
| 2:33.5 | I think, damn, I think they robbed that bank and then gets killed by black Barton, the second act. |
| 2:39.5 | Another kingdom is out. The next chapter of another kingdom performed by the prophetious Michael Knowles today. |
| 2:44.5 | Subscribers get exclusive access to episode eight titled The Darkest Hour. That means there's only three episodes left, three episodes left. |
| 2:52.5 | So get on the train. If you're not a subscriber, you won't be able to watch these new episodes of season two until Friday. |
| 2:58.5 | So what are you waiting for? Head on over to dailywire.com and subscribe to watch the first and second seasons of another kingdom. |
| 3:05.5 | Also, by the way, the left these dictionaries now available in today's Cyber Monday. So there's a real cut in price. |
| 3:11.5 | It's just a beautiful, beautiful addition. It's got all the stuff that was in the videos and much, much more. |
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