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Slack.com slash DHQ. Feminist theologians are preparing to issue a rewritten version

of the Bible. So hooray. The book will be called The Women's Bible to help distinguish

it from the real Bible. And according to the authors, it will emphasize feminist values,

which will also help distinguish it from the real Bible. Feminists have long been angry

at both the old and new testaments for raising up female characters with typical girly traits

like virtue, courage, intelligence, and holiness, and will now be able to turn to this new book

to find women with feminist traits, like endlessly complaining about nothing and speaking

with screechy voices that are absolutely intolerable. For example, and I promise this

isn't a real example, the feminist are angry about the scene in the Gospel of Luke where

Jesus visits the sisters Martha and Mary and Martha is busy preparing to serve supper.

The feminist authors have reinterpreted the Greek so that it now says Martha was not

serving but was a deacon of the church and the Son of God can just get his own damn supper

before being crucified for the sins of all humankind. The feminists who wrote this book are both

Catholic and Protestant, but they've reached out from those two branches of faith into

a middle darkness of heresy and moral depravity to produce an ecumenical volume that can

engage the entire Christian communion in error and sin. Now instead of reading about Ruth

whose devotion to God and family became a byword and Judith, who single handedly killed

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