Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

Thank you, people.

Thank you, everybody. I really appreciate that.

Okay.

All right, we got a big show and thank you. I know.

Thank you. I know why you're happy or you're not in line waiting to see a dead body.

Jesus, have you been watching the Queen's funeral? I don't tell me how it ends. I'm only on season three.

Can we get this lady buried? I mean, I've thrown out bread twice and she died. I'm telling you this has been...

I'm telling you, this has been...

But I said this last week, the British people don't fuck with them with the Queen's shit. They take it seriously.

Did you see David Beckham stood in line for 13 hours. David Beckham.

Really? And they said, how did you prepare to do something so long and boring? He said, I played soccer.

But we had a death in this country, too. This week, Ken Star died. Ken Member, Ken's...

A little different reaction. Ken Star, memory prosecuted, Clinton with the Monica Lomanski scandal.

But the joke's on him because now that Roe versus Wade has been overturned, blow jobs are more popular than ever.

Oh, it's...

That abortion stuff is getting real out there. West Virginia, just I think it was yesterday, banned all abortions,

except for rape and incest, which actually a step forward for them.

Well, just to admit that incest is bad, you know, I'm kidding, Trice.

No, but there is a war between the states that is going on now in this country.

Our governor has set up billboards in all different states, saying, you know what?

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