Hillary Clinton is thinking of running for president again, and word has spread through the political world

like wildfire that destroys property and homes, killing people and animals alike, while fireman

bravely sacrifice themselves in a desperate attempt to put it out. Clinton made the announcement in

an interview with a shadowy cloven who figured telling him, quote, I was sitting in my living room

drinking a glass of shardonnay and thinking and drinking and thinking and drinking and thinking

I'm sorry I forgot what I was talking about, unquote. Expert political observers point out that

Hillary's lifetime of public service includes a health care plan that crashed and burned a major

scandal in which she attempted to destroy the lives of women who threatened to expose her husband's

abuse of sexual practices and a brilliant plan to unseat the leader of Libya which led to chaos

in the Middle East and degraded the United States reputation in the region beyond repair.

As one expert put it quote, if she can just bring that level of experience to the American presidency

we will be screwed in ways mere language couldn't possibly describe unquote. In a rambling

interview with the lamppost outside Archie's bar and grill in Chapacquan New York, Mrs. Clinton

explained her motives for considering yet another presidential run saying quote,

the first time I ran for president I was defeated by an inexperienced second-rate senator

and that was pretty humiliating. The second time I ran I was defeated by a loud mouth businessman

and that was extremely humiliating. This time I'm hoping I can fall face first into a spotlight

during a debate set my skirt on fire and run naked in circles around the stage while on national

TV because that would be unimaginably humiliating and I've just really gotten into that sort of

experience. Unquote. Mrs. Clinton said she planned to discuss the decision further with the

gigantic pink elephant who lives on her ceiling. She says he's been guiding her career for years.

Trigger warning I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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