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Slack.com slash DHQ. Leftists are upset because the Trump administration is planning to

clarify Title IX, a law forbidding gender discrimination in federally funded universities.

The administration wants to limit the definition of gender to male and female, and would define

males as the people who have penises and work the TV remote. And women as the people who

suddenly have babies after you are just innocently hanging out having sex with them.

Before this, Democrats use Title IX to define men as rapists and women as the people who vote

for Democrats, even though it makes no earthly sense. Leftist legal professor, Profitius

von Mellenhead, says the new change is unfair. In a major address to a lecture hall filled

with dustmotes and Mellon Colley, the professor said, quote, if the Trump administration is

allowed to define men as men and women as women, language will have lost its meaning. By

which, of course, I mean it will lose the random meaning leftists assigned to it in the

interest of winning political power. Why before you know it constitutional will mean according

to the Constitution, as opposed to forcing people we disagree with to do what we want.

Giving words their proper meaning is the first step on the road to Nazism by which, of course,

I mean liberty as opposed to an oppressive, virulently anti-Semitic philosophy by which

of course, I mean leftism. Transgender mixed martial artist Brunella Thuggish, formally

the male fighter Bruno Thugg and currently the winner of the women's fighting championship

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