The daily wire has taken a poll of America's political attitudes using a newly developed

scientific method where we shout out the window at Passersby, then duck back inside before

they see us, then giggle when they look around in confusion.

We asked our respondents, are you addicted to the feeling of outrage?

62 percent said they were outraged by the question.

27 percent showed up outside our houses carrying torches to terrorize our children, and 8 percent

made us strangled in articulate noise of inexpressible rage, turned red in the face, then keeled over

and had to be taken to the hospital for treatment.

We asked respondents, can you see a way forward to reconciling with the political opposition?

Forty-twelve percent said they would reconcile with those inhuman, unconscionable spawns

of the devil when hell freezes over.

18 percent disagreed, saying it would be on the twelfth of never, and 5 percent put on

masked and painted swastik as on the walls of our building, shouting that we were masked

Nazis.

When we pointed out that they, in fact, were the mass Nazis, they were outraged at first,

but then sheepishly admitted that yes, they were the mass Nazis and went home to their

mother's basements.

Finally, we asked respondents, how do you feel about Donald Trump?

39 percent said they were outraged, you would smile at such a moment.

19 percent said they were utterly disgusted, he had said that, and 7 percent could not

believe he would do such a thing.

Forty-four percent said he was the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.

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