Ep. 603: River Rat with Helen Hong

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Helen Hong (Go Fact Yourself podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Helen's White Claw withdrawal and how it led to her boozy night at the Sound of Music Singalong at the Hollywood Bowl, Jesse's all-time favorite food and beverage luxury upgrade, and Jordan's truly epic quest to Bakersfield to fulfill his longtime dream of tubing down a river.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse the H-Man Thorn.
0:13.2	Jordan Morris, River At.
0:15.2	Wow, so it sounds to me, Jordan.
0:17.2	Yeah.
0:17.7	Like, we've both brought a topic to the table.
0:20.0	Oh, yeah, it sure does.
0:21.2	I can already tell that yours is much better than mine.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:24.5	But we'll talk about yours for 90 minutes and then I'll vaguely allude to mine at the end.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.0	As we kind of usually do.
0:30.0	Yeah. Mine is just that I'm super itchy.
0:32.5	Oh, what's the matter?
0:33.5	You change detergents?
0:35.0	Is it, yeah, I don't know if it's an allergy.
0:39.0	It's not a body lace.
0:41.0	If that's what you're thinking.
0:42.5	I was concerned.
0:43.5	Yeah, certainly not body lace.
0:45.5	That's for sure.
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