Ep. 602: Meanie Babies with Kevin T. Porter

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Kevin T. Porter (Good Christian Fun podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what happens when artists that Kevin talks about on his podcast get in touch, Jesse's attempt at making a new adult friend, and the anachronism from It Chapter Two that set Jordan off.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn. Best known is Dick Merritt. Oh boy. Dick Merritt?
0:18.5	Dick Merritt. Did you hear... Sorry, who are you? Oh, uh, did Jordan Morris
0:22.1	uh, furious about something that happened in it, chapter two.
0:24.3	Uh, did you win some sort of dick award? Uh, I purchased one at the flea market.
0:29.9	Oh, I was supposed to get in win it. This is a dead man. I dick award.
0:34.8	Deserve it. Okay. It's I bought I was at the flea market today. And lately I've
0:41.0	been kind of interested in, you know, I have to put this on shop and I've been
0:45.8	we sell I sell jewelry in there and then I've been interested in like athletic
0:50.4	awards like that you get for like a track and field meet in 1918. Okay. And then
0:56.0	they put them on a little chain. It's like a little necklace or could say like
0:59.3	scholastic or something like that. And I got an old tennis trophy on my mantle
1:04.1	that got from a good well fun conversation piece. Yeah. Do you someone will
1:09.2	notice this? Oh, you play tennis and I'll say no, I'm world squash champion. Yeah.
1:15.1	Fuck you. For assuming that. And then I kicked them out of my house.
1:19.6	Yeah. Notice that the notice that the stick is slightly smaller, you know,
1:24.0	classic tennis stick. Yeah. They're used to hit the hit the roundo. Mm-hmm.
1:29.1	You know, the tennis roundo. Sure. Yeah. Little green roundo. Yeah. Or yellow,
1:34.6	depending on your perspective. Well, mind green and that's what color I think it
1:39.0	is. Nobody tells me it's yellow. It's fucking wrong. Anyway, I was at the flea market
1:42.6	today and I came upon one of these little medallions that was awarded to or
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