Ep. 60 - Bernie Sanders to America: Stick Em Up!
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2016
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Pundits and focus groups are now saying that Bernie Sanders won the Democratic debate held |
| 0:06.0 | in secret on Sunday night. |
| 0:08.2 | This has many across the country asking the question, what are the top 10 ways that Bernie |
| 0:13.8 | Sanders, a socialist senator from Vermont, is similar to Doc Brown, the mad scientist |
| 0:20.0 | from the back to the future movies. |
| 0:22.2 | In this exclusive report, the Andrew Klavin show answers that question. |
| 0:26.8 | Number one, both Doc Brown and Bernie Sanders have frizzy white hair that becomes unruly |
| 0:33.1 | whenever they ramble on non-sensically. |
| 0:35.7 | Two, both have gravely voices that grow painfully loud when they're detailing their latest absurd |
| 0:40.5 | idea. |
| 0:41.5 | Three, both are wise, beloved, wisdom figures except for Bernie Sanders. |
| 0:47.0 | Four, both are fictional characters played by Christopher Lloyd. |
| 0:51.0 | Five, Doc Brown travels into the past to change the present, which defies both logic and |
| 0:58.0 | the laws of possibility, whereas Bernie Sanders promises free healthcare, college tuition, |
| 1:02.6 | child care and increased social security without increasing taxes on the middle class. |
| 1:07.4 | Six, Christopher Lloyd who played Doc Brown, got his start playing a raving lunatic in |
| 1:12.6 | one flu over the Kukus nest. |
| 1:15.6 | The similarity speaks for itself. |
| 1:18.4 | Seven, Doc Brown is a time traveler and therefore believes he can go back to the future. |
| 1:24.6 | Bernie Sanders is a socialist and therefore believes he can go forward into the past. |
| 1:29.4 | Eight, both men travel and flying to Lawrence, although Doc Brown only does it in our imagination |
| 1:35.4 | and Bernie Sanders only does it in his. |
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