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Slack.com slash DHQ. Meeting at an undisclosed location in the

dead of night, the Democrat candidates for president gathered once again on Sunday to debate matters

they wish to keep secret from the general public, like what they believe in and how they would

govern. With socialist crazy man Bernie Sanders gaining in the polls, corrupt, harridan,

Hillary Clinton attacked her opponent by accusing him of sticking to his lunatic principles

instead of cynically lying and changing his opinion whenever he wants to. Like she does.

Sanders defended himself by declaring that he was only obeying the voices in his head.

For his part, bland, waxy face non-entity Martin Omali bragged that when he was governor

of Maryland he had cut down on the number of people incarcerated through the simple

expedient of allowing Baltimore to sink into a morass of violence and crime. In the debate's

most emotional moment, Mrs. Clinton addressed the nation directly, saying she would not

be deterred in her quest for money and power even if she was indicted by the FBI.

To this Sanders responded with an emotional appeal of his own.

Sanders ended the evening by pounding his shoe on the podium and screaming, we will bury

you. Mrs. Clinton responded by calling Mr. Sanders sexist and claimed that a woman president

would be just as capable of destroying this country as any man. The debate ended at the

stroke of midnight when all three candidates melted into thin air and were suddenly gone.

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