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I hate my opponents for being corrupt or should I hate my friends for betraying their

principles and stabbing me in the back. Do I blame poor blacks for complaining instead

of getting their acts together or do I turn on rich whites for being blind to the problems

of the middle class? Or should I just hate the Jews because they are the Jews? It's

times like this when I like to remember the words of Jesus Christ who said, all you people

suck. When I come back, I'm going to blow your butts to kingdom come so fast you'll

think you're on a rocket ship to hell. Maybe that wasn't Jesus Christ. Maybe that

was me. It was right before I lost consciousness last night so I no longer remember very clearly.

But the point is that we all just stand together as one and move hand to hand into the future.

It's going to be very hard to fit through the door. So basically it's every man for

himself. Good luck. Watch your back because if I get even half a chance, so help me, you're

a dead man. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

Oh, if you folks only knew how hard we worked to bring you these monologues, I only took

about ten readings to get that one right. And it's so true. What a day yesterday was.

What a mess. So we have, we're going to have to talk about this whole sour pale thing.

Very, very upsetting, I think, for a lot of us. And also, you know, it could be a dramatic

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