Ep. 5 Ralphie and Lahna visit the Juggalos

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In episode five of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner travel to the Gathering of the Juggalos! The Juggalos/lettes are fans of Insane Clown Posse, and their gathering is where mayhem ensues. May and Turner interview Ron Jeremy, a Juggalo who loves boobies, and Juggalettes with interesting sex lives for "Sl*t Stories."

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0:00.0	Cuck suckle.
0:01.7	Why are you calling Mr. Ron Jeremy a cocksucker?
0:05.0	That's not nice.
0:07.3	Yeah, I'm used to it.
0:08.1	I like to keep it. I like to house to cold
0:21.0	I like to keep it hot
0:23.8	I don't care much for cooking
0:26.7	I like to eat a lot
0:29.3	scares me where she's driving
0:32.2	and that always causes a fight
0:34.8	I like to fuck in the morning
0:37.6	And I like to fuck at night
0:40.2	Sometimes you drive
0:46.6	crazy
0:47.4	All those things you do
0:50.0	You're a big bad gentile
0:53.1	And you're a dirty Jew
0:55.3	Sometimes you are wrong
0:58.4	Sometimes you're not right
1:00.7	Like he was in the morning
1:03.6	And I stock to get nice to get nice to get nice to get nice to get
1:07.1	I'm Lana Turner, episode five.
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