Ep. 599: Solo Rider with Dave Ross

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Dave Ross (The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about Jordan's new strategy for keeping the stank out of his Comfycush Vans, Dave's time doing comedy on Warped Tour, and Jordan's perfect day at Universal Studios riding the new Jurassic Park ride and eating churros. Plus, Dave has a new comedy album out called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex! Go to MaxFunStore.com to get your hands on some sweet Summer Boys of Summer Tour merch!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.2	Jordan Morris, solo writer.
0:16.6	Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me.
0:18.0	I'm a solo writer. Did you know that?
0:19.6	I did not know that you're a solo writer, nor do I know what a solo writer is.
0:23.2	Well, you'll find out, okay.
0:25.4	Maybe.
0:26.2	Uh-huh.
0:26.8	If we get to it.
0:27.6	Okay.
0:28.2	Yeah.
0:29.0	I made strawberry ice cream today.
0:31.2	That's pretty good.
0:32.2	So I'm pretty solid too.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:34.2	You're going to make up purey, Jordan.
0:35.2	Okay.
0:36.2	What do you start?
0:37.2	What's the first step to making strawberry ice cream?
0:39.6	Well, the first step is you're going to want to cut the greens off the strawberries,
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