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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 598: Gobble Gobble Baby with Scott Gairdner and Jason Sheridan

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Scott Gairdner (Podcast: The Ride podcast) and Jason Sheridan (Podcast: The Ride podcast) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's recent oral surgery and the gentle manner in which his dentist scolds him, the intense tournament that Jason and Scott held on their theme park/entertainment podcast to determine the best fake rocks in the world, and the various strategies one might employ to revive a stressed-out hummingbird. Plus, Jordan launches a new plan to harness the power of the podcast audience. Go to MaxFunStore.com to get your hands on some sweet Summer Boys of Summer Tour merch!

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne the King of Oral

0:13.5

Jordan, more as boy detective

0:15.5

Now Jordan, yes

0:17.5

A lot of people think that the King of Oral, they presume

0:22.5

That the King of Oral is a title bestowed upon

0:28.0

The person who is most proficient at delivering or perhaps receiving

0:35.8

Oral sexual pleasure who thinks that who thinks that Brian thought that Brian did you think that?

0:42.4

Why he thought that crazy oral set a lot of people think that some states a lot of what's

0:50.3

Now I whispered Jordan what kind of Jordan sick mind Jordan

0:56.9

Let me let me also include you in this because there are a lot of people who's minds don't go straight to the gutter

1:03.9

And they assume and they assume if there's a King of Oral it's obviously

1:09.4

former Dodger's teacher or exercise

1:11.9

Yeah, that's what I assumed yeah, I assumed that you had known for his

1:16.5

Known for his scoreless innings streak above all else I assumed that's what you were talking about dominance in the

1:24.8

1988 that brought the Dodgers all the way to the World Series where they were defeated

1:28.1

The people who were they defeated the Oakland athletics. I thought maybe you and he had entered into some sort of dumb sub relationship

1:34.7

Yeah, so you were the his King or his master or his daddy. Yeah, I piss on his little glasses

1:41.2

Sure, that's what I thought because I'm not nasty

1:45.4

You know, where's those little glasses? I don't remember that it started it was after he was when he was with the Cleveland Indians that this whole thing started

1:53.1

I was about 17 under age at the time for sex. It's not exactly a sex thing sex is part of it

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