Ep. 600: Millennial Kraken with Chris Fairbanks

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Fan-favorite Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need a Ride? podcast, stand up comedy) joins Jordan and Jesse to celebrate their 600th episode and take calls from listeners about momentous occasions that have happened in their life since the show started. We hear from someone who had twins born two years apart, a true baseball hero, and a midwife who delivered her first baby in spectacular fashion. Happy 600 episodes, thanks for listening for all these years!!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio sweetheart
0:13.5	Jordan Morris boy detective
0:15.3	This is Chris Fairbanks today's guest
0:17.4	Thanks for getting right into it Chris normally
0:19.4	That's not how it works but I like your presumption
0:21.9	I know I've made that mistake before
0:23.6	I enjoyed
0:26.0	You know you're one of our usual
0:30.5	You're a regular
0:31.7	You're just getting the jump in the pool baby
0:35.3	The waters temperate
0:37.8	That's what they say right?
0:40.2	Jump in the pool baby the waters temperate
0:42.7	That was me just showcasing how comfortable I am around you too
0:46.4	Yeah I mean in it shows and I love that you're nude by the way
0:50.4	You know what?
0:51.4	It's also a great that sign of comfort
0:53.9	Jordan I don't mean to know but here Chris is not actually nude but he does have a swim suit and a towel draped over his knee
1:03.4	Yes true yes
1:04.9	In actuality that is that's real
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