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Slack.com slash DHQ. Halloween is coming and you know what that means. Yes, it's time

for leftists to start whining and moaning in their ceaseless attempt to squeeze every

ounce of joy out of our harmless traditions until we're all miserable, after which they'll

ask us to vote for them so they can make things even worse. So happy Halloween.

Now with some holidays, it's easy for leftists to know what to ruin. Christmas, for instance,

marks the incarnation on the earth of a God who loves and forgives us and is celebrated with

beautiful music, family gatherings, and the exchange of gifts. So there's just so much

there for the left to crap all over. But Halloween is different because it deals with the darker

elements of the spirit world, many of whom are currently running for Congress on the

Democrat ticket. How can the left attack vampires? When vampires suck the life out of everything

and are there for the natural mascots of socialism? How can they ban zombies when zombies are

the living dead who devour people's brains, which describes the entire on-air staff of CNN?

And how can they insult witches who are malevolent females who curse the innocent and therefore

represent about 50% of the Democrat base? But after giving a lot of thought to a joyful

aspect of Halloween they could destroy, leftists finally had a brainstorm and started picking

on children's costumes. Leftists now want to dictate what costumes we can and can't

wear. An American can't dress up as a terrorist, for instance, because that's appropriating

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