Pita, which stands for people who are absolutely out of their ever-loving minds and really need

to get some form of therapy and then a useful job, alright, has now declared that milk

is the perfect drink for white supremacists.

Yes, the same organization that fought the noble fight to get the pictures of animals

on the boxes of animal crackers freed from the pictures of circus cages has now turned

its attention to the evil practice of drinking the milk of cows instead of letting the cows

sell their own milk so they can afford to buy masks and dress up as human beings and

escape into the wild.

Something like that, I actually have no idea what these people want, they're obviously

nuts.

But here is a real not made up quote from an article on Pita's website entitled Why

Cow's Milk is the perfect drink for supremacists.

Quote, as when Christophe Walces character in inglorious bastards drinks a glass of milk

and a character in a pivotal scene of get out sips the cow secretion, dairy milk has

long been embraced as a symbol of white supremacy.

Unquote, we at the Daily Wire called Pita to ask what that blithoringly ungrammatical

sentence could possibly mean and whether they realize they had just cited two recent

fictional stories as evidence of something that doesn't exist and whether they understood

they were as loony as drugged baboons.

Pita spokeswoman Napoleon Bonaparte, while she said she was Napoleon Bonaparte, responded

quote, the blithering ungrammatical nature of the sentence is our way of symbolizing

that we are bat-crap crazy.

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