You know, we all know that our nation is politically divided between conservatives and

luthering snowflakes in the grip of an incohade ideology that serves as a mask for their

self-righteous emotionalism. But when someone tries to hijack our national political conversation

with violence, all Americans have goodwill come together to blame the other side.

Police have intercepted several pipe bombs that were mailed to such high profile far left

radicals as George Soros, Barack Obama, and CNN. The bombs came with a return address of

Democrat Congresswoman and General Screechee Pants, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Now of course, the police are searching for the culprit, but far be it from our elite political

commentators to wait around for some working-class flatfoot to root out the actual doer before

they start pontificating on how their political opponents are in some way to blame.

Left-wing professor Ludwig von Oful, for instance, took time off from teaching his class on

advanced progressive ideology at Harvard to pen an essay for the academic journal Intellectual

Currents, which reddened part quote, Arngeman bad, Arngeman evil, Arngeman come and women weep

and all the crops die. Racist Arngeman, racist Hitler, man is woman, black is white, white is bad,

anti gay racist Arngeman very white and bad like Hitler.

On the right, there have been several attempts to demonstrate that the bombers actually

a left-winger, one random Twitter guy who's handle is one random Twitter guy tweeted quote,

such an obvious false flag. The bomber is clearly a leftist trying to seem like a right-winger so

David Brock can convince Jack Dorsey to shut down conservative Twitter accounts. I'm quote,

one random Twitter guy then pulled off his full face mask to reveal he actually was David Brock

pretending to be a right-wing Twitter guy so he could convince Jack Dorsey to shut down

conservative Twitter accounts. Meanwhile, in all the confusion, Debbie Wasserman Schultz has escaped.

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