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Slack.com slash DHQ. With the midterms, fast approaching Democrats are searching for new

ways to convince voters to reject Republican peace and prosperity in favor of hysterical

panic. The Democrats have been testing out new campaign slogans like, sure, you have

a job now that Trump called a point-store horse-face. And yes, you can afford a vacation

this year, but look, there's a crying Mexican baby. Democrat spokesman Kenny Navish told

reporters, quote, we feel we have a secret weapon this year in Donald Trump, whose rude,

borrush, insulting, and doing an absolutely spectacular job as president of the United

States. Of course, we're hoping people will overlook that last part. Unquote.

Navish says if he can get voters to concentrate on Trump's personal failings, he should be

able to make them give up the excellent economy, rational foreign policy, and dedication to

the rule of law that has marked this administration. After that, they hope to get people to give

up their iPhones because Steve Jobs was a jerk, give up their cars because Henry Ford was

a bigot, and tear up the Constitution because Thomas Jefferson slept with one of his slaves.

In a memo to his staff, spokesman Navish wrote, quote, if we can convince Americans to judge

people by their flaws, instead of their accomplishments, we will ultimately find ourselves without

prosperity, technology, and freedom, then we'll have reached peak leftism. Unquote.

Democrats and cider say their strategy is meant to appeal mostly to women who are overly

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