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Page reads quote and this is a real quote. Please join us for a public hex on Brett Kavanaugh

upon all rapists and the patriarchy at large, which emboldens rewards and protects them.

Kavanaugh will be the focal point, but by no means the only target, so bring your rage

and all of the acts as you've got to grind.

Now, clearly, which is casting spells on a conservative justice is very politically

appropriate since nothing says leftism like bizarre superstition, mixed with rage and

hideous-looking green-skinned women with warding noses, grinding their axes. In fact, I think

the actual dictionary definition of leftism might be superstition, rage and hideous-looking

women grinding axes. According to the invitation, the hex will feature a ceremony in which

Nancy Pelosi and two other hideous Crohn's dance around a boiling brew in a huge black

kettle singing double, double, we're in trouble. Obama's policies are rubble. I have

noot and toe of Mitch. I can't think of a rhyme for Mitch that fits Pelosi, so I'll leave

it there. Anyway, the invitation says there'll also be a second ritual afterward called,

again, this is real, the rights of the scorned one. So I guess Hillary Clinton will be

on hand as well. The witches say they're hoping a ceremony of malevolent females intoning

useless nonsense and service to the evil one will attract everyone who still believes

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