In the wake of their failure to stop the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court,

the George Soros funded council of unhinged leftist knuckleheads, or Cuck, gathered last night

to discuss whether they should come up with some new tactics.

Cuck, president, Dieter Fascist, addressed the gathering, saying, quote,

I sometimes wonder if we should stop bullying people by surrounding them with angry mob,

shrieking nonsensical slogans.

But if we abandon that technique, we'd have to support our ideas with logical arguments.

And so never mind, unquote.

Feminist leaders Shrily Harrodden did a postmortem on the failed anti-Kavanaugh protest, saying, quote,

speaking as a totally irrational woman, I thought we could appeal to that feminine energy

that disregards facts in favor of hysteria and self-righteous entitlement.

And thereby bring all feminist women together into one huge screaming 50-foot-shrew,

raging completely out of control.

When that tactic failed, we were left with a bunch of girls acting like lunatics,

and hoping someone would do whatever we wanted just to get us to shut up.

That always worked with daddy, but somehow it didn't do the trick this time, unquote.

Other council members suggested changing some of their slogans and chants

to make them more realistic.

For instance, the chant the people united will never be defeated,

might be rewritten to say a small number of excitable adolescents shouting triumph and

sounding hogwash really has no effect on anything.

During the Q&A period, one visitor to the Cuck conference suggested, quote,

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