Democrats held a meeting at an undisclosed Washington location yesterday to discuss what

the nation should panic about next.

With the panic over Brett Kavanaugh's assaults on women, fading in light of the fact Brett

Kavanaugh hasn't assaulted any women, Democrats fear the U.S. may soon subside into a

comm sense that the economy is booming and a newly powerful military is keeping us safe.

According to former Vice President Joe Biden, quote,

we tried that Kavanaugh drinks too much beer panic and that Kavanaugh gets very angry panic,

but they're just not catching on.

As things stand, there is a real danger that people will begin to think that Donald Trump

is doing a good job just because he's doing a good job.

In a gathering with reporters after the panic meeting, Senator Chuck Schumer waxed nostalgic

over previous Democrat panics, saying, quote,

it seems like only yesterday the Statue of Liberty was crying over some trivial immigration

nonsense or other, and remember when repealing net neutrality was going to kill us all and

leaving the Paris Accord was going to kill us all and leaving the Iran deal was going to

kill us all, man, those were the days.

Unquote.

Sources who attended the meeting said the Democrats discussed returning to the collusion

with Russia panic, but feared that might dissipate quickly in light of the fact there was no

collusion with Russia.

As one Democrat source who wished to remain anonymous, put it quote, you can fool all of the

network news departments all of the time, and some of the people some of the time, but

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