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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 580: E.T. Phone Me with Matt Rogers

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas podcast, Vulture) makes an exciting entrance and joins Jordan and Jesse in discussing the difference between the swimming pools in West Hollywood and Burbank, Matt's Lyft nightmare on the way to the studio to record, and which classic monster is ready for their moment in the cultural spotlight. Plus, we reveal the results of the latest JJGo audience survey and find out about a costumed kink community that blows everyone's mind.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.5

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne the hangar steak man.

0:13.8

Jordan Morris. Not Frost in my tips.

0:17.0

So okay.

0:18.0

Not Frost in. I'll just really quickly explain mine so we can get into yours.

0:22.4

Yours is a lot juicier. Although mine was very juicic, so I based it in.

0:25.6

It felt like you hated thin steak.

0:27.2

Yeah, I had a nice thin steak by mom, bro.

0:29.8

My mom came to visit this weekend.

0:31.4

Oh, she brought some premium steaks.

0:33.9

And then she said to me that she bought them from a ranch that belonged to an actor from

0:38.8

Davey Crockett.

0:40.0

Wow.

0:40.8

And I don't know what that means.

0:42.8

I didn't understand it.

0:44.2

But I think just if you got rich in 1957, you bought a real ranch.

0:49.9

Yeah, I think right early movie business, that was the number one sign of success.

0:54.2

Where it's now maybe it's like a boat or like Teslas or like a place to go fly fishing

1:01.2

in Montana.

1:02.2

Yeah, right.

1:03.2

But yeah, I think if you know in the first wave of showbiz, like once you hit it big,

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