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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 581: M'Bank with Josh Gondelman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Josh Gondelman (Dancing on a Weeknight, Desus and Mero) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of why Jesse is feeling like a big winner at the moment, the way Josh and Jordan go about finding petsitters when they're out of town, and the newest throuple to capture our heart. Plus, Josh's new album, Dancing on a Weeknight came out this week! If you live in LA, come see Josh on Thursday at Dynasty Typewriter! And grab your tickets for The Summer Boys of Summer Tour before they SELL THE F OUT!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan. Jesse go. I'm the host of the program one of the two

0:15.2

Jesse Thorn

0:17.4

The winner

0:18.9

Jordan Morris two of two

0:20.9

It's my start check clone names well

0:24.2

Way detective Jordan I've got a view one. What have you won? I'm winning it life right now

0:29.6

I'm this particular day. I'm winning it life. This sounds like a mood Jordan

0:34.9

You've got I can't help but notice every week you bring to the program a chalkboard and

0:41.2

There's a line down the middle on one side at the top it says W

0:44.4

And on the other side it says L and you put down a you put down a tally mark for me

0:50.5

Every week well the W you it's actually not for winning. It's for Wig. Oh, I just mark when you're wearing your wig

0:57.8

Because you wear it sometimes and you don't other time

1:00.9

I thought you meant that it was like a mid-19 century election. No, no, no

1:06.8

The L actually stands for bull moose exactly

1:10.8

So okay, this is what happened Jordan and I don't like to start the show by bragging

1:15.7

But I also 10 minutes in 15 minutes right I try to be honest on the program

1:20.8

So you know, and I don't I don't want to do a backhanded humble brag kind of situation

1:25.7

I found myself in the situation isn't that crazy. I accidentally spilled wine on my shirt in front of Kanye West

1:33.1

Whatever it is

1:35.1

That's not the kind of guy. I'm a straight shooter sure and I tried to be honest with our audience because I feel like that's the only way they can trust me

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