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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 579: I'm Not Listening with Emily Heller

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Emily Heller (Ice Thickeners, Baby Geniuses) and her dog Alan join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the tedious training exercises that Emily is running through to help with Alan's separation anxiety and the catchphrase it has birthed, everyone's preferred snack from the Costco menu, and Emily's new stand up special, Ice Thickeners, which is available for free on Youtube! Plus, we introduce a new competition in our quest to figure out the JJGo audience.     Have you ever worn a costume on a non-Halloween date? Have you ever been on an elephant? Let us know -- 206-984-4FUN OR jjgo@maximumfun.org. (Please pick one!)

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goal. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:13.4

Jordan Moore's boy detective. I'm back from the dead Jordan.

0:16.0

Oh you were dead? I was dead briefly. I flatlined.

0:19.2

Oh well I'm a flatliner. Have I mentioned that to you?

0:21.5

You have not. As in the film flatliner or the remake flatliner.

0:24.9

I wish I remembered more about that movie so I could say something funny about it.

0:28.9

Well I forgot it was called flatliners when I said that's title twice.

0:32.8

This is a Canadian screamo band called the flatliners that I like.

0:36.1

Oh well there you go. Should I talk about that?

0:38.4

Yeah sure. This is basically a screamo show right?

0:41.5

That is now. Come on all you scenesters.

0:44.4

Sure. In your skinny jeans.

0:47.6

Hey do you like bands where one guy sings and one guy screams?

0:51.2

Next week we're talking about whatever that kind of music that the locust is.

0:56.7

Where you dress up in a costume or just make weird noises.

1:00.7

Oh man man we are not prepared for this riff.

1:03.1

We do not know enough about the things we're talking about.

1:05.9

No I was aware that screamo was the kind where one person sang intense feeling songs

1:17.2

and one person made intense noises.

1:20.8

That's the extent I could not name.

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