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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 569: Wah to the Bone with Jenny Jaffe

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Jenny Jaffe (Rugrats, Project UROK) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's cape phase in high school, the difference between comedy nerds and musical theater nerds, and the insane new movie Serenity. Plus, everyone spends a few fun minutes coming up with video game butt puns and the guys stumble upon a potentially lucrative use of the podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goe, I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart

0:13.6

Jordan Morris Boy Detective

0:15.8

We just received some very, very distressing news

0:20.0

Yeah, let's start out, let's start out intense

0:24.8

We usually keep it light, fuck that

0:27.9

It's a new year

0:29.3

Yeah

0:30.3

It's a new us, we're gonna start out intense

0:34.8

They're getting rid of the shamrock shake

0:36.8

Exactly, and they're replacing it with the McRibs Shake

0:40.8

It's gonna be a pork flavored shake

0:44.3

Our guests are only the same color as the shamrock shake

0:47.3

Our guest on the program is a bacon fries

0:49.8

I'm uncomfortable

0:51.3

Bacon fries are made out of bacon

0:53.3

I don't know, I just drove by McDonald's and it said they had bacon fries and I'm like

0:56.8

Fucking McDonald's, now I'll try those

0:59.3

It was a real roller coaster for me

1:01.8

It's a real roller coaster

1:03.3

That all happened in like less than a second, that journey

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