Ep. 570: Pet Banana Peel with Laurie Kilmartin and Jackie Kashian

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Laurie Kilmartin and Jackie Kashian (The Jackie and Laurie Show) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jesse recently went to his first old person concert, but Jackie has been going to see old people concerts her entire life, Laurie's brief dalliance with Tony Robbins tapes, and the lie that teens have been telling for centuries. Plus, Jackie and Laurie's podcast, The Jackie and Laurie Show, is now on Max Fun!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse Goa. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.6	Jordan Morris Boyd Detective. The rain has washed our great city of Los Angeles clean, Jordan.
0:18.8	Yeah, all the scum is in the gutters now where it belongs.
0:23.2	Are we are we making a neon war?
0:26.8	Yes. Great. I was trying to think of something specific from Watchman, but couldn't pull an exact quote.
0:34.8	Quick question. Yes. Can I be a femme fatale?
0:37.5	Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, you're leaky. Do I have to share it?
0:42.2	Do I have to share it? No, I mean, I basically what I want to do with this neon war is really open up
0:48.5	the idea of what we consider to be a femme fatale. So, thank you.
0:54.8	If the femme fatale would like to have hairy gams, I want to see she's got gams, I ain't complaining.
1:02.5	I got like 40 inches of gams. I don't know. Sure, gams for days.
1:08.2	I got at least a fortnight's worth of gams. Sure.
1:11.4	That's a popular video game. Sure.
1:14.2	Yeah, so I think that if you know, however you want, however you interpret femme fatale is okay
1:20.1	I mean, who am I to say, you know, what a femme fatale should look like?
1:24.8	Could it be set in a near future? Like, remember when the guy from Vampire Weekend made a Netflix show
1:32.4	that was set in Niokeo? No, but I mean, that sounds like what television is these days?
1:41.1	That sure does. Niokeo. Nioke is like a potato pasta. Right.
1:48.8	And so this is a cartoon set on a piece of pasta made by the guy from Vampire Weekend.
1:55.8	Niokeo. All right. Nioke.
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